Q. Which horror movie will a cow watch?
A. A Dairy Movie.
Q. What do you call a magical ship?
A. A ferry.
Q.What did the liver require to communicate with other body organs?
Q. How do boobs know about current situations?
A. They keep A-Breast.
Q. Did you hear about the african man who had his legs amputated and had his knee replaced using stem cells?
A. Yeah it was called a Knee-Grow.
Q. Whats the similarity between the above joke and an atheltics meet?
A. They both are Race-ist. (this was horrible!)
Q. Did you hear about the About brothers?
A. Yeah, they had A-bout.