One Liners

Q. Which horror movie will a cow watch?

A. A Dairy Movie.

 

Q. What do you call a magical ship?

A. A ferry.

 

Q.What did the liver require to communicate with other body organs?

A. Mo-Bile.

 

Q. How do boobs know about current situations?

A. They keep A-Breast.

 

Q. Did you hear about the african man who had his legs amputated and had his knee replaced using stem cells?

A. Yeah it was called a Knee-Grow.

 

Q. Whats the similarity between the above joke and an atheltics meet?

A. They both are Race-ist. (this was horrible!)

 

Q. Did you hear about the About brothers?

A. Yeah, they had A-bout.

 

I ROFL'd so hard I became retarded.

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One response to “One Liners

  1. janani

    I guess this was the pun-ishment u were talking about! I’m 3.5 years late to arrive at this post!

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