Some More One Liners

Did you hear about the pencil that played in a Band?
It was the LEAD Guitarist.

What games do Chinese people play in Libraries?
Follow the Reader.

How were Hitler’s shoes always Black?
He loved the POLISH.

If someone dances on peoples opinions is he considered as a POLL Dancer?

I want to name my daughter Emergency. So that when I run out of signal on my phone, she can call only.

What sort of a bird sells pirated cd’s on the road?

A Hawk-er.

 

 

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