I am very very very sorry about this. This is one of my bad works and i have come across a Dry-Patch(hahahha) but ok here we go. This is a wonderfull story about Phallus who ironically is a girl!!!
Phallus Kingsley, 19, attends a nude party at the Playboy estate shortly after the death of her beloved father. She learns that this party is actually an engagement party to eventually wed her into the Asscot group of porn, who now own her father’s immense porn collection. Unsure of how to properly reply to Master Asscot’s proposal, Phallus escapes out of her underwear surroundings, runs away and follows the long trace of White Hares, she then enters a hole leading to the famous yet rarely explored Under-Land , a bizarre world she previously visited as a child, although she has no memory of it as at that she did not physically leave any traces behind that she had arrived.(hahahahah she arrived!!!)
It is explained throughout the course of her strenuous journey inside and outside that the, Red Queen( red due to obvious reasons…i shall not say much but lets say she was having the time of her month, cycling away to land far away. Period ), protected Under-land by expelling her sister White Queen (Previous encounters with different fake Phallus’s who were not the real destined ones had left her pale and overtly fair, also the gifts they left behind helped maintain her marvelous complexion) . Since Phallus was the first one to enter with protection…she was given the task of destroying the Red Queens guardian the Jabber-Cocky.However, a misunderstanding of words from Upspermin the slow swimming gamete, makes everyone believe that Phallus is the wrong one. The forces of the Red Queen attack and capture her friends and Tweedle-Pee and Tweedle-Bum, whilst she escapes. The Staff of Hearts, informs the Red Queen of Phallus’s return; the Red Queen orders Phalus’s capture.
Alice is found by Yessir, a grinning pussy, who leads her to The scantily-Clad Latter, Black hare and Mallu-kum the whore mouse. As the Staff searches for Phallus, The Latter flees toward the White Queen’s castle with a shrunken Phallus(hahahhahaha it was pretty cold that night), but he is caught, leaving Phallus and a STD booth behind (a one call disease centre). A bloodhound, who was forced to work for the Red Queen due to his imprisoned family, aids Phallus in sneaking into the Red Queen’s castle to rescue The Latter. The Hare, who was now a tattoo on the Red Queen, first offers Phallus some blue pills which makes her grow to a large size, but she fools the Red Queen into believing she is “Bum from Bumbridge”, and The Latter is made the Red Queen’s official clothes remover (he got his training from B grade movies like Tambu mien bamboo and khooni dayan kA aakhri kappa). Phallus that there is a mysterious Nirodh sword, which is hidden in the den of a big Snatch, whose Jee-spot was removed by Mallukum earlier. The spot is restored by Phallus, making the Snatch super excited and she leaves the castle riding on a magical wave of liquid.Yessir saves the others from being cut off and they lead all the enslaved Under-Land creatures to flee the traps of the Red Queen.Phallus gives the Nirodh to the white queen who changes her colour when she sees it, Phallus is still doubtful whether she can cut the Jabber-Cocky and what if he jabs her from behind.
Upspermin while entering into a old abandoned Moods condom,reminds Phallus of her past visit to Under-land and gives her the strength and virility to stand upright and last long enough to to fight the Jabbercocky.The forces of the White and Red Queens converge on a battlefield to decide the fate of Under-land.The Red Queen comes with Red blotches, while the white Queen comes with many different Chest Pieces. Phallus fights the Jabbercocky and cuts him, while the Red Queen’s forces side with the White Queen, who regains her crown and amidst massive moaning and screams from the rest she banishes her sister to the outlands forever. She knew the decision was harsh, but did not care as it was anyways a bit premature! Happy by the outcum(lol) the scantily clad latter ends up doing a wierd dance which resembles a heaving seizure, called the FuckerWanker. Phallus returns home by immersing herself in the infected blood of the Jabbercocky. She then refuses the Asscot’s proposal and becomes an apprentice for some other random indian porn house with the idea of enlarging her viewership by including cheap chinese women in her videos.The film ends with Phallus floating a boat, with Upspermin who is now a stain, just landing with a plotch on her shoulder as she laps him up with glory.She blows him away to no glory. What a Job!
Phallus is seen here with a souvenir of her adventures. The Pen-is always mightier than the sword.